Victory! We have victory in our battle against malaria! The power of Steds mullets could not be rebuffed, and the enemy is now on the run. With the nets that will be purchased through donations, malaria will soon have no place to hide. Our boys are returning home, but our fight is not over. The war will go. Indeed, the enemy will see our brave boys and their powerful, magnificent mullets again! But for now, it’s back to the Steds for some R&R and a haircut!
Earlier this morning, President Dane Storch and Vice President Andrew Kolodychak received Steds Mullet Commander, Curtis Donovan, giving the order to cease operations an demobilize. On the successful campaign, Donovan shared, "It has been a great journey. The men of St. Edward’s Hall have done a great service once again. Thank you to everyone who participated and donated during our event. Long live the kids and may malaria tremble in fear!”
We THANK those who gave their follicles for the fight, but we also must give thanks to all those from who joined us in this fight, monitoring our progress, buoying our spirits, making donations, all of which made this campaign a RESOUNDING SUCCESS, raising $12,058! Whether or not we donned a mullet, today's victory is something that we can all be proud of and celebrate.
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