...Gentlemen is the order of the day, the day before Mullets Against Malaria (MAM). Determined to defeat malaria, Steds is swinging into action under the direction of Commissioner Storch. But every Gentlemen is doing his part for King and Hall to ensure a swift and decisive victory over the enemy, malaria. Recently, Holden Welter was spotted in the lobby do his part to recruit everyone who has a follicle to cut to join the battle. Running into freshman Andrew Sasso, Holden's directions were clear... get a mullet. Suffice it to say, there is excitement and fanfare for this much anticipated moment of getting mullets, but yet, at the same time, quietly, there is a healthy amount of fear and trepidation among those heading off to the front with mullets, especially the freshmen. Questions of "What can a mullet really achieve?" and "Are my follicles really needed?" arise in minds of the inexperienced youth.
On getting a mullet, Sasso shared, "I’m beyond prepared to take part in this legendary tradition that has been a crucial part of the Steds culture for a decade I have let the hair grow out since August so that I can fully experience the power that comes with the beautifully sculpted Steds mullets. There’s nothing better than getting a great mullet for a great cause, and I’m excited to experience it with all my brothers!"
On having a new batch of recruits for the fight, Welter said, "These young recruits have been prepared to continue the tradition in helping others with our mullets, and they are ready to rock them proudly and with honor!"
To join our brave boys in the fight, sticking it malaria and freeing their follicles, click HERE.
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