Thursday, January 19, 2023

The secret...

Campbell: Doing his part for the war effort

... for any successful Mullets Against Malaria campaign are guts, follicles, and a sharp looking frocket. What's a frocket? A shirt with a pocket in the front of course. And this year's MAM frocket was designed by none other than Luke Bell, Steds senior and apparel commissioner. What muse inspired Bell to create this eye catching, couture frocket? Well, he's not telling, but what this frocket is telling everyone is "we're coming for you malaria!" Arriving just time, these frockets are now being distributed to all our brave boys who will be headed off to the front lines as well as those, like Patrick Campbell, who are keeping the home fires burning. Precluded from joining the battle because of ROTC hair regulations, Campbell is not sitting this one out.  On getting his frocket, Campbell shared, “Malaria has gone 108-0 in the regular season, but it didn’t account for one thing: Steds. An American loving bald eagle is the the ultimate trump card for our Gentlemen in this fight, and with it that eagle on our side, how could we lose?!"