President Aidan Tompkins received Steds Mullet Commander, Dane Storch, in the Gregorian Lounge where a briefing was held discussion the state of the war against malaria. Following that briefing, Storch gave the order to for all mullets forces to stand down and cease operations as of 1030hours. And as sign of the Hall's gratitude for a successful campaign, Storch was promoted to General of Steds Mullet Forces. On General Storch’s successful campaign, Tompkins said,"It is my distinguished honor to promote Commander Dane Storch to the rank of general. His diligence and unwavering resolve in our battle against malaria demonstrates why he is one of the greatest generals of our time. I am glad he's on our side!"
With the order to demobilize, the boys are returning home, but our fight is not over, the war will go on! Indeed, the enemy will see our brave boys and their powerful, magnificent mullets again, again, again… until that day when it vanquished once and for all. But for now, it’s back to the Steds barracks for some R&R and most importantly, a haircut!
We THANK those who gave their follicles for the fight, but we also must give thanks to all those who joined us in this fight, monitoring our progress, buoying our spirits, making donations, all of which made this campaign a RESOUNDING SUCCESS, raising $18,363. Whether or not we donned a mullet, today's victory is something that we can all be proud of and celebrate! Take that malaria!
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