... of battle, a president met with his general. That's exactly what President Tompkins did on the eve of the yearly battle against malaria. Meeting with Dane Storch, Steds Commissioner for Mullets Against Malaria, President Tompkins was debriefed on the Storch's preparation and plans for the mobilization of Steds follicle power against the Hall's enemy, malaria. With the Stedsmen getting mullets next year, the battle is on, and malaria has no place to run and hide, for with their mullets the Gentlemen will fight malaria in the quads, in the classrooms, in the dining halls, in the residence halls, in the hallways, in the bookstore, in the gym... and they will never surrender! On his preparations, Storch said, “I spent last night reading The Art of War, so I can guarantee this: we have every advantage…we WILL defeat malaria!”
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