A Gentleman and...

O'Neill and his mullet: Fr. Sorin would have liked it

... his mullet. In this series, we try to show the softer side of our brave boys. Sometimes we forget, that behind that powerful and awesome mullet, is a gentleman, who like Winston Churchill, "likes the smell of powder but hates war." Here is a one of those brave gentleman, who for King and Hall, got a mullet and went off to the front lines to battle the enemy with every follicle of his being, Jackson O'Neill. Before heading off, this resident Wisconsinite and freshman of St. Ed's shared some thoughts on his mullet and joining his fellow Gentlemen in this campaign against malaria.

St. Ed: Now that you have your long awaited mullet, how do you feel? Was it worth the wait? 

O’Neill: I feel more aerodynamic, I think I walk a bit faster, and I definitely think more clearly. It was most definitely worth the months of hair in my face and the added weight to look this good.

St. Ed: How does your mom feel about you sporting a mullet? 

O’Neill: I think my mom liked many things from the 80s like Def Leppard, but I think she was a-ok with the mullet staying in the past. 

St. Ed: Does your mullet have a name? 

O’Neill: My mullet does not have a name, but I guess I am taking suggestions. Thoughts?

St. Ed: Ah, yes! But I'll leave that work to you. Still, what do you think your mullet communicates?

O’Neill: I think the mullet gives the impression of a bunch of guys doing something silly but for a real purpose which makes it pretty fun. 

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