Monday, February 17, 2025

How is he...

A Stedsman or a movie star?: Cooney

... doing? Yes, how is Rylan Cooney, our skullet wearer, doing? After General Mackey's order to demullet, Cooney, like many others, went straight to the University Hairstylists at LaFortune to get a haircut. But what did Cooney get since wearing the skullet left him with limited options to say the least. In the end, Cooney salvaged what he could of his remaining follicles and got a traditional buzz. Suddenly, all those fears about living in a post-skullet world evaporated as Cooney resembled not a man at the front with the oddest haircut but rather a movie star. On being asked what his new hairstyle made him look like, Cooney shared, "Channing Tatum-esque."

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