Victory...

President Trzaska (R) and well-wishers congratulating Commander Cook (L)

... we have victory in our battle against malaria! The power of Steds mullets inflicted a serious blow to our enemy, and while the fight is over, the war will continue. Suffice it to say, the enemy hasn't seen the last of our brave boys and their powerful mullets. While we thank those who gave their follicles for the fight, we must give thanks to all those from who joined us in the fight, monitoring our progress, buoying our spirits, making donations, all of which made this campaign a success. Whether or not we donned a mullet, today's victory is something that we can be proud of and celebrate. On the victory, Ben Cook, Steds sophomore and commander of mullet forces, said, "This battle was not an easy one, but in true Steds form we handled it swiftly and with class. We are eternally grateful to our supporters on the home front. We may have been the face of the charge, but they carried us the whole way. Our mullets may be gone soon, but we stand alert, preparing for the next time duty calls."