There's the profile regret
...the front is something that everyone wants to hear. Yes, how are our "mulleted brothers" doing in the battle against malaria? Everyone wants to hear something. With that being said, there is no doubt that we are in competent hands with Commander Ben Cook leading the boys in this fight, but there is something else wafting in the air at Steds, regret. There is an air of regret from those who did not get a mullet. One Stedsman,who didn't get a mullet, was freshman Jack Olmanson. On not getting a mullet, Olmanson said, "I thought two months would be plenty of time for my hair to get long enough, but clearly I was wrong.” Wrong on so many fronts Mr. Olmanson... wrong indeed.
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Waiting for next year he is.
