Reinforcements...

Newsome: A powerful M.A.M. ally

...have joined the fray against malaria! Tyler Newsome, punter for the ND Football team and mullet aficionado, "cleaned up" his mullet and donned a Steds mullet shirt. In so doing, Newsome has opened up another front against malaria, bringing yet more attention to this fight. This development can only lead to the quicken of our enemy's demise and a swift "de-mulletizing" of the Stedsmen. On the news of unexpected reinforcements, Fr. Ralph said, "Every Stedsmen is doing his part for the war effort, and I am thankful- though not surprised- that others too, like Tyler, have joined. Clearly, no one is punting on this righteous cause!"

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