Lupo: Back off. Your hairstyle has...
...that have been shed, let us remember those who have taken up a mullet for the cause. One Gentleman who is doing his duty for King and Hall is sophomore Matt Lupo. It is also important to point out that Lupo is at the front, literally and figuratively, of this battle against malaria as he is the Mullets Against Malaria Commissioner. As commissioner, Lupo has not been a leader, leading from behind, perish the thought! On getting a mullet, Commissioner Lupo said, "I'd always thought of myself as kind of a nerd, a loser, a dweeb, things like that, but when I got the mullet I was suddenly the coolest guy on campus. Not only was I being charitable, but I had the coolest haircut imaginable."
It's day six of the battle, but you can STILL do your part for the cause. To do YOUR part to fight malaria and bring our Gentlemen's coiffures back to normal, click HERE.
...on my mullet!
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