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... back! Yup, everyone's favorite sandwich, the ND Lobster Roll, is back! Not just for Lent, the ND Lobster Roll is a sandwich for all season, and now, packed with gratuitous amount of faux lobster. Served on a generously scorched bun, the Lobster Roll provides a fake escape from whatever may be troubling the minds and hearts of diners. Like the Sirens of mythology, the Lobster Roll beckons, nay, entices, diners to choose them for dinner. Yes, partakers of these most unique rolls are temporarily transported to far away places, even to places where real lobsters are, all forgetting the pressing cares and demanding concerns of day, enjoying a moment of what surely is short term bliss. Yes, everything is smoothing sailing for ND diners until reality makes a sudden and painful reappearance, crashing down like a rogue wave out of the deep blue, making everyone come to their senses, realizing that it all was just a dream, an illusion, especially that lobster that you just ate because it was fake! On these sandwiches, Nikolai Eggleton, Steds senior, In the Red Room co-host, Orlandoan foodie, states, "The scary part isn’t that the dining hall is serving “lobster” rolls, but that there are only two left."
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