... red handed. Sad, but true. During a stroll about the Hall, a most peculiar sight was seen, a senior with his hand in the vending machine. Claiming that there was nothing to see, Robert Cline, RA and resident Californian, tried to encourage others to be about their way, but as Shakespeare once wrote, "you doth protest too much." Eyeing a bag of Doritos, that had been purchased but got caught up in the machine, Cline saw an opportunity. But an opportunity for what? To claim his purchase? Or was it to retrieve the bag of chips for whomever purchased it? Still yet, perhaps, to turn the tasty snack in to NDPD, and let them open an investigation and sort it out. On being caught with his hand in the vending machine, Cline shared, "I did it out of respect for the Dorito. No tasteful triangle should feel unwanted nor abandoned. No powdery Pythagorean polygon should be left behind. The Dorito is one of the last standing representations of what America stands for, and for that, I reached."
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... so close... but still so far!
