Wednesday, December 6, 2023

The order...

History in the making: Donovan and Storch

... has been given. Following a recent council meeting, President Storch appointed Curtis Donovan the Steds Mullets Against Malaria Commissioner. Thankfully, Donovan graciously accepted the appointment, but after the fanfare, cheers, and ceremonial handshakes, he's now at the helm of organizing and directing all Steds mullet forces against malaria. Suffice it to say, this responsibility would keep anyone up at night because so much is riding on the success of the campaign. Yes, the hopes of so many around the world as well as the dreams of so many Stedsmen rest on the shoulders of Donovan. Good luck! On taking down malaria, Donovan declared, "Mullets are stylish; malaria is terrible. It is time for the Men of St. Edward’s Hall to be part of something greater... stopping terrible and spreading style." 

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