This morning, at the direction of the President, Tommy Kelly, a declaration of war was declared against plasmodium falciparum... also known as malaria. The war will be demanding and the price for victory will not be cheap. The Gentlemen know this full well, yet they are willing to risk everything and head off to the front lines for King and Hall. Their bravery makes the foe tremble and friends take heart. Tonight, at University Hairstyle in LaFortune, there was no shortage of courage as many young men received their mullet and marching orders. On seeing the courage of so many young men, Fr. Ralph said, "I only wish I was like them... with more follicles to give!"
