Friday, January 31, 2025

The man with...

Cooney: A portrait of bravery...

... the skullet! While mullets is general issue for the war, one Gentleman, Rylan Cooney, is not. Why? Because Cooney wears the skullet. Now, some of you might be wondering what is a skullet? Don't you mean mullet? No, I mean skullet, and it is a reverse mullet. Instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head as with the mullet, the skullet leaves the hair on the sides of the head long while shaving the hair on top of the head right down to the scalp. It is a style that one and only one Gentleman can wear in this epic battle. And the one does has sacrificed everything for the cause and in so doing, he rallies his fellow Gentlemen in way that no one else can do. He's is standard bearer, the vanguard, of this campaign, leading us all unto victory. Suffice it to say, heavy is the head that wears the skullet in this war! On wearing the skullet, Cooney declared, "I am honored to carry this mantle of responsibility, to wear the Steds skullet, furthering its legacy in fighting malaria!" 

Good luck to Cooney and our brave boys!


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... and follicle gallantry!