Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. With the all residence halls now closed, there is no one on campus. But don't worry! Campus is not unguarded? Perish the thought. Campus is now under the watchful and protective gaze of our furry friends. Much like the Guardian Angels in raspberry berets, our squirrels, with their keen sense of smell, sharp eyesight, and ability to get a tree top view of things, will be our guardians, keeping a vigilant watch over the homestead. On being the campus watch during Christmas Break, this squirrel non-verbaled, "It's a slam dunk. We got this!"
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