The jury never convened
Our nation is fixated on groundhogs, their shadows, and their alleged ability to predict the length of winter. In doing so, we have unknowingly, or worst yet knowingly, placed all of our eggs in one basket. But what about our furry friends? Do they have something to say about their shadows and winter? In an effort to hedge possible losses by an incorrect Phil the Groundhog, we found a squirrel on God Quad who was willing to share her insights. On seeing her shadow, this squirrel non-verbaled, "What's that black thing?" and then ran away.
