A break from...

Kimlinger (far right, kneeling) and the Steds Green Machine

... the front lines in the battle against malaria takes us to the hockey rink where the Steds inter-hall team has been once again seeking inter-hall glory for King and Hall. Always playing by the rules and demonstrating good sportsmanship at all times, the Steds quad was blindsided by the biased actions of RecSports administrators who found a way to slow down the our Hall's hockey powerhouse machine. What did RecSports did they do? They pitted two halls against one by combining Carrol and Stanford Halls into one team to take on our Gentlemen. 

Though biased and unfair, it was a fantastic game. But in the end, the muscle of the legendary Steds senior, Matt Ebertin, the speed of the young and talented sophomore, Johnny Welsch, and even the power of the world-renowned senior, Nick Leisen, and his slap shot fell short in vanquishing the combined hall team.

As they should be, the combined team was overjoyed in defeating Steds. On the other team's joy, Steds senior and hockey captain, Nick Kimlinger, said, "How lucky were they, you ask?  Well, I heard on the ice tonight by an anonymous AND real member of Stanford/Carroll team say, 'Man, you guys are way faster than us... have harder shots... have way better hair... and you're way cooler than we are. Seriously, just like way cooler.  We're VERY lucky to be winning right now. I wish I was in Steds; like you guys are so cool!'  You can't make this stuff up!  Steds is not broken, just bent, and you won't want to meet this green machine in the playoffs. "