Haag to Molyneaux: No. I have a deferment of some sort
... do his duty to Hall and King in this epic battle against against malaria. Even Fr. Ralph, the rector, must do his part in the fight, and that's what Steds junior, Peter Molyneaux, sought to do. With nothing more than his charm and his 80's mullet, which has to be the best one to ever grace St. Edward's Hall, Peter made an impassioned plea for the rector to demonstrate his solidarity with the brave boys in mullets. Sadly, in the end, Molyneaux's peer pressure could not get the commitment from Fr. Ralph that he was hoping for, but he didn't walk away completely empty handed. On the impassioned plea, Fr. Ralph said, "I commend Peter and his magnificent mullet for going the extra mile to get everyone, even those at the home front, to do their part in this epic battle. Even though I could not commit to a mullet, I STILL wanted to be like all the cool kids, and I was inspired by this exchange to do what I could do. All I can say now is that I regret that I only have three racing stripes! Death to malaria!"
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Haag: Doing his part with racing stripes...on both sides!
