Hall stapler: Please return quickly
... without a stapler. Many of us gave little thought to the stapler in our midst. It was always there. Using the hall printer, we printed our class PowerPoints slides, papers, and whatnot, and then, with the least bit of thought, we hit the stapler, stapling our printed treasures and heading off to class in sweet bliss. But tragedy struck this week as our trusted and beloved stapler disappeared without a trace. Oh, stapler... my stapler! Where have you gone? On the missing stapler, no Stedsmen could muster any words to express their sadness and dismay.
If you know or have any knowledge that leads to the safe return of the Hall stapler, please contact Fr. Ralph. You may be eligible for a reward.
If you know or have any knowledge that leads to the safe return of the Hall stapler, please contact Fr. Ralph. You may be eligible for a reward.
