Victory over Malaria! Yes, today is VM Day at Steds, and how could it not be? The power of Steds mullets could not be rebuffed, and the enemy is vanquished for now. With the nets that will be purchased through donations, the enemy will retreat, and soon, malaria will have no place to hide. While the boys are returning home, our fight is not over, the war will go on. Indeed, the enemy will see our brave boys and their powerful, magnificent mullets again, again, again… until that day when it vanquished once and for all. But for now, it’s back to the Steds barracks for some R&R and a haircut!
Earlier this evening, President Lynch received Steds Mullet Commander, Ryan Johnson, in the Sky Lounge giving the order to cease operations and demobilize. And as sign of the Hall's gratitude, Johnson was promoted to the Supreme Commander. On Johnson’s successful campaign, Lynch said, “Never have so few, done so much, so quickly, and so classy too. Take that malaria!”
We THANK those who gave their follicles for the fight, but we also must give thanks to all those from who joined us in this fight, monitoring our progress, buoying our spirits, making donations, all of which made this campaign a RESOUNDING SUCCESS, raising $16,676! Whether or not we donned a mullet, today's victory is something that we can all be proud of and celebrate.
