Johnson: This man and his mullet have not yet begun to fight
The "shock and awe" campaign waged by Stedsmen has shocked and awed not only the enemy but also our brave boys and their mullets. But Mullets Commander Ryan Johnson is not shocked nor in awe in the least. While the donation goal may have been reached- and in record time too- he's not stopping. Instead, while the enemy is on the run, Johnson is ordering all forces forward, pressing the attack against the enemy. Without question, it's a bold move, worthy of the history books, but after reflection, it's the right call as more lives will be saved. So, for the time being, our boys will remain at the front with their mullets, doing their worse against malaria. On his decision to press on and continue the fight, Johnson stated, "What's a little inconvenience when it saves a life?" Well said Commander...well said indeed!
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