Goodbye old friend...
... old friend. You were always there for us, cooking our ramen noodles and heating ups our easy Macs. And even when we didn't need to you, you were there. Without fail, you were always at ready to conjure up high levels of RF radiation to warm up whatever. Last last week, when you took your leave of us, our hearts were broken and tears welled up in the eyes of many. Sadly, the Flounge microwave microwaved its last, and the Hall was at a lost in more ways than one. But, thanks to ND Day funds, as we said goodbye to an old friend and said hello to a new friend, a new microwave. On being able to microwave to his heart's content once again, Marcus Braun, Steds freshman and resident Californian, said, "This microwave is the height of luxury. No longer must I press a whopping 4 buttons. Verily, only one button is necessary. Plus, it heats things up and spins real good."
... hello, who do we have here? A new friend.