Neither snow nor...

Turk with von Hirschberg looking for a letter

... rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor afternoon naps stays this courier from the swift completion of his appointed rounds. With the start of the new academic semester, Steds has a new mailman, Matt Turk. With our previous mailman, Paul Youseff, matriculating off in Europe, Turk will have big shoes to fill. Why? Because under Youseff's tenure, mail delivery efficiency increased with small package delivery satisfaction reaching all time highs. Still, Turk is bright eyed and full of energy, hopes, and great exuberance, and the Hall wishes him all the best in his new duties. On ascending to the mailmanship of Steds, Turk said, "Although the government is shutdown, the mail will still be delivered!"