Wednesday, January 23, 2019

The games...

 Kelly (seated, left): learning a new definition of hot

... continue! And no matter what the weather may be- be it rain, snow, or ice- will the Stedsmen never fail rise to the challenge. Making the trek to Sorin Hall amid a strong cold wind and a good amount ice on the sidewalks, the Stedsmen poured into the lobby of the second oldest hall for the third night of intra-hall Olympic Games. Tonight's feat of strength... hot wings eating. Like ascending Everest, many have underestimated this Olympic competition, but it's much more difficult than most think. 

Emerging from the Steds crowd to do his duty to King and Hall and to bring home Olympic gold, William Kelly, Steds junior, sat at at the table and took the proverbial hot seat for the wings challenge. While Kelly got off to a great start, something happened, causing his hot wing intake to slow and the competition overtake him and eventually win. Still, it was a great performance by our Steds junior. Chin up! On tonight's defeat, a Stedsman, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said, "While studying in London semester, Britain’s tea and biscuits did little to prepare Kelly for the wholly American challenges posed by blazing buffalo wings.”

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