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... with this picture? It's plain as day. Where are the Christmas trees??!! Yes, where are the trees with their white lights? Where are the wreaths with their red bows? Yes, pray tell, where are our Christmas decorations? There is an answer, and it will shock you. All these items are in the Flounge because Risk Management has banned all persons from all roofs at Notre Dame. We can only infer that this ban includes porticos too. On the VERY day that our decorations were going up did Risk Management implement this ban. On the grounding of the Steds Christmas trees and wreaths, Fr. Ralph said, "Risk Management tear down this ban, and for the love of the kids, put up the Christmas trees and wreaths."