Is that a Kempf protein shake or an Ed's smoothie?
...and on the grid. We continue our exposé of Ed's with an interview of yet another smiling face found at the Hall's beloved eatery. This junior offers not a smile but also his "life wisdom" to all patron...and there's NO extra charge! Let's hear what this sage of the kitchen, Max Kempf, has to say....
St.Ed: What’s your inspiration as you engage in the culinary arts at Ed’s?
Kempf: I want to give Stedsmen a nice, full stomach while they grow their minds doing homework.
St.Ed: Ed’s has taken a step in the 21st century by giving customers the ability to place their orders on-line. Given the current climate of computer hacking from a certain “red” country, aren’t we placing Ed’s in danger by going on the grid?
Kempf: I have thought about this during many a sleepless night. My biggest concern is for the safety of our sandwich man, Kevin McCarthy, who knows the secret ingredients of Ed’s treasured paninis.
St.Ed: Let be honest, we’ve all had mistakes in the kitchen. Have you burned anything yet?
Kempf: Nope.
St.Ed: While he may not look like him, I hear that the Ed’s manager, Frank Spesia, is like Colonel Sanders and goes “all Colonel” on you when something is not up to his standards. Is that true?
Kempf: Lets just say it’s not unlike a certain bootcamp scene from Full Metal Jacket.
St.Ed: Ed’s has been repeatedly voted the number one campus eatery. Why is that?
Kempf: Because it IS the number one campus eatery!
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