The jury's...

I want to check the passports of Little Debbie and those Swiss Cake Rolls

...in. Aside from dealing with matters of the Hall, of unlocking doors, noting maintenance needs, resolving issues, the Steds Hall Staff also finds itself dealing with, well, let's just say, unique matters too. One such matter was deciding which snack cake, Little Debbie's Swiss Cake Rolls or Hostess' Ho-Hos, were tastier. At the rector's request, the staff assembled to adjudicate the matter. In a blind taste test, five of the staff members selected Little Debbie while one selected Hostess. On the results of the snack cake taste test, Fr. Ralph said, "It's disappointing but not unexpected. Kids these days just don't appreciate the finer things in life, like Ho-Hos. But one day, they will be like me and V and demand more from their snack cakes! Ho-Hos forever!!!!!"