Coach Blonigan looking for somebody to yell at
This week’s installment of
“Coach’s Corner” has us chatting with Andrew Blonigan, Steds senior and
co-captain of the Saint Edward’s Hall Football Gentlemen. Known for being “a
player coach”, not a player's coach, Coach Blonigan retains absolute control of
the team at all times, crushing any dissent.
When Coach Blonigan isn’t
stressing the importance of pregame twerking, conducting stretches in German,
or leading with the crown of his helmet, he’s stresses the following to his
players:
-Always be generous
to your teammates.
-Pass protection is
optional.
-Always speak in
riddles to Observer (school newspaper) reporters
-Practice is for the
flawed.
-Beat Zahm.
Sage wisdom…wisdom that
guided the Steds team to a 2:2 season, missing the playoffs on a "tie
breaker."
Coach Blonigan, you’ll be
missed next year!
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