Coach's Corner.

 Cap’ Joe’s pose of “Why didn’t that go in?”

Today, we have the pleasure of meeting Joe Scollan, Steds junior and player-captain of the Steds B2 basketball team. Known by the team as “Cap' Joe,” Scollan plays like a young Mike D’Antoni, leaves defense to another player, and believes that the “three ball” is a way to get to Heaven.

When he’s not stressing game fundamentals, Cap’ Joe tells his players:

    -Play hard, showboat, and have no fear to shoot.

    -The only thing we have to fear is RecSports officiating.

    -Inter-hall basketball: the game where everything’s made up and the points don't matter. 

    -If you're not talented, then make sure to bring brownies for half time.

    -Get a rich friend so you can live in his basement when you're broke. I'm looking at you Borchert.

I am not sure what the Steds B2 record is, but with advice like that, get me a ticket!