Requiescat in pace: Subway
... at La Fortune? Yes, what is all the construction about? Well, the campus Subway has left the building, making way for a new eatery. Why the departure? Well, Subway, a long time favorite among students, just wasn't fresh as it once was. A causality of more discerning and demanding palates, Subway now joins Burger King, Buen Provecho, and Sbarro on the heap of abandoned and discarded campus eateries. What will replace Subway? Well, you'll just have to stay tuned. On the new eatery, an unnamed University official stated, "The students are going to love it... I guarantee it!"
