You can count...

Smith: doing his part for hygiene and Hall

... on a tie up on the Jersey Turnpike on a Friday afternoon in summertime just like you can count on a backup in the Steds laundry room on the weekend. Well, you could count on that at Steds up until last week, but recently, something just short of a miracle occurred in that small and frequently used laundry room. What was it? Washing machine number four is now working! On the blink since the day it arrived, the washer was finally repaired, increasing the number of available washers from four to five. Indeed, it's a banner day for all Stedsmen as convenience AND hygiene levels have taken a big up tick. Still, some would say that washer number four is the washer that everyone wants to now use.  On washer number four working, Jacob Smith, Steds senior and frequent clothes washer, shared, “With the newly working washer number four, the men of St. Edward’s Hall will no longer have to bear the pain of long laundry lines on Sundays. Truly, this is a victory for all!”

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