Saturday, February 7, 2026

Saturday Squirrel.

Hard, hard times

With all the snow, hard times these days have been for our furry friends. A record seventy-eight inches of snow has fallen which has prevented our campus friends from unearthing their buried treasures. Still, this squirrel, spotted on God Quad by the Knights of Columbus building, tried to dig through the snowpack in an attempt to find some sustenance. Sadly, it was in vain. On being spotted, this squirrel non-verbaled, "Is spring coming any time soon?"

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+wedding calls to White/Digenan

Friday, February 6, 2026

There are...

Schober: Our hero

... more heroes! Yes, there are more heroes at Steds. Who are they? They are our Ed's culinary representatives... our servers! They staff Ed's faithfully and always have a smile, and nothing, and I mean nothing, will prevent them from keeping their appointed rounds. Yup, they're just like the post service! And when you encounter one of these representatives, it's a moment that you'll won't forget, and you'll find yourself coming back for more! One of our heroes is Logan Schober. You might know him from Good News and Weather on In The Red Room, but you may not know that he's also an Ed's culinary representative. On being both, Schober, Steds freshman and resident Missourian, shared, "Around St. Ed’s, I’m not just the weatherman and bringer of good news, but I’ve also been lucky enough to work at our in hall eatery this semester! It’s nice to be able to help out everyone in the hall get their snack on and experience how helpful a good Teger can be while studying."

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Thursday, February 5, 2026

Victory!

President Davey with Commissioner Fischer and happy Stedsmen

We have victory in our battle against malaria! The power of Steds mullets could not be out flanked nor rebuffed, and the enemy is now in full retreat. With the nets that will be purchased through donations, malaria will soon have no place to hide. Our boys are returning home, but our fight is not over. The war will go on. Indeed, the enemy will see our brave boys and their powerful, magnificent mullets again! But for now, it’s back to Steds for some R&R and a haircut!


Late last night, President Ryan Davey and Vice President Henry Mackie received Steds Mullet Commander, Patrick Fischer, in the Greg, giving the order to cease operations and de-mullet. On the successful campaign, Fischer shared, "It's easy to look at the $15k plus that we raised and be proud of it as a number, but I'm more proud when I think about the thousands of individual children, mothers, and fathers whose unique lives will be saved thanks to our efforts."


We THANK those who gave their follicles for the fight, but we also must give thanks to all those from who joined us in this fight, monitoring our progress, buoying our spirits, making donations, all of which made this campaign a RESOUNDING SUCCESS, raising $15,165.85! Whether or not we donned a mullet, today's victory is something that we can all be proud of and celebrate. 



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Wednesday, February 4, 2026

A break...

A Clash Royale in progress... 

... from the war. While the war continues on, we take a brief pause from frontline coverage to share how life continues to thrive and flourish at Steds. Oh, rest assured, all focus is on defeating the enemy, but in the Gentlemen have found ways to rest and relax so as to renew their fighting sprit. Recently, a Clash Royale tourney has held. Playing this popular game via an app on their phones, the Gentlemen gathered in the Flounge with some Chipolte burritos to have, well, a clash royale! Competing against one another, it was no holds barred, and everyone was playing for keeps. But as is always the case, there can only be one winner and that was senior and first floor RA, Thomas Rybinski, with a pair of freshmen, von Rotz and DeShetler, coming in second and third respectively. On being the second place winner, or first loser, von Rotz, Steds freshman and resident Californian, shared, “I had a great time playing in the tournament and will be coming for that first place finish next year. I don’t like to lose when it comes to Clash Royale.” 

To join our brave boys in the fight against malaria, DONATE HERE!


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... with our winners all smiles...

... but all...

... had...

... fun...

... really, and if not, then a burrito!