Wednesday, February 4, 2026

A break...

A Clash Royale in progress... 

... from the war. While the war continues on, we take a brief pause from frontline coverage to share how life continues to thrive and flourish at Steds. Oh, rest assured, all focus is on defeating the enemy, but in the Gentlemen have found ways to rest and relax so as to renew their fighting sprit. Recently, a Clash Royale tourney has held. Playing this popular game via an app on their phones, the Gentlemen gathered in the Flounge with some Chipolte burritos to have, well, a clash royale! Competing against one another, it was no holds barred, and everyone was playing for keeps. But as is always the case, there can only be one winner and that was senior and first floor RA, Thomas Rybinski, with a pair of freshmen, von Rotz and DeShetler, coming in second and third respectively. On being the second place winner, or first loser, von Rotz, Steds freshman and resident Californian, shared, “I had a great time playing in the tournament and will be coming for that first place finish next year. I don’t like to lose when it comes to Clash Royale.” 

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... with our winners all smiles...

... but all...

... had...

... fun...

... really, and if not, then a burrito!

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

A man...

Hickey: A jack of trades, and master of all

... on a mission. Caden Hickey, Steds freshman and Ed's manager, is a man not only with a mullet but also with a mission... taking down malaria. But how does he do that? Yes, how does Hickey balance school, managing the best hall eatery on campus, AND fighting malaria ALL at the same time? He must have a secret. When spotted in the Steds lobby, we asked what that secret was. On being able to do so much all at the same time- and do it extraordinary well- Hickey shared, “The cuisine at Ed’s is scientifically proven to fuel the luscious locks of mullets in the fight malaria.”

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Monday, February 2, 2026

Forward!

The Gentlemen: Fighting the good fight!


The "shock and awe" campaign waged by Stedsmen has shocked and awed not only the enemy but also our very own brave boys and their mullets. But Mullets Commander Patrick Fischer is not shocked nor awed in the least. While the donation goal may have been reached- exceeding expectations- he's not stopping. Instead, while the enemy is on the run, Fischer is ordering all forces forward, pressing the attack against the enemy. Without question, it's a bold move, worthy of the history books, but after reflection, it's the right call as more lives will be saved. So, for the time being, our boys will remain at the front with their mullets, doing their worse against malaria. On those of his fellow Gentlemen with mullets fighting the fight, PJ Carrol, Steds senior, non-mullet wearer, and resident Michiganer, stated, “Victory is waffling in the air! The mullets have been in full force around the hall and beyond, intimidating anyone and everything, communicating in just a quick, simple glance, ‘We’re on a mission. Back off!’” 


Enjoy these photos, portraits of courage really, knowing that there many more Gentlemen sporting mullets all for the cause!



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