Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Doing his duty...

 

Great question...

... to King and Hall. As the Hall President AND the Hall mailman, Peter Nichols is doing his part to stop the Covid, and now, he is encouraging others to do the same. All about the Hall's post boards, even the lobby's glass cabinet, posters featuring the Nichols have gone up reminding Stedsmen to wash and sanitize their hands. Why? Because if he catches the Covid, mail delivery will grind to a halt. I guess we found out what will really stop the mail! As being the incumbent mailman, I have the confidence of the Hall to perform my duty during the pandemic. Everyday, I do my part to ensure no Stedsmen will contract the virus from the USPS. Being President as well, there are growing conspiracies that my leadership is becoming a dictatorship as I’m now controlling the information flowing through St. Edwards Hall. I deny all theories and hold mail delivery with the utmost respect! #ReFundUSPS."