We have victory in our battle against malaria! The power of Steds mullets could not be out flanked nor rebuffed, and the enemy is now in full retreat. With the nets that will be purchased through donations, malaria will soon have no place to hide. Our boys are returning home, but our fight is not over. The war will go on. Indeed, the enemy will see our brave boys and their powerful, magnificent mullets again! But for now, it’s back to Steds for some R&R and a haircut!
Late last night, President Ryan Davey and Vice President Henry Mackie received Steds Mullet Commander, Patrick Fischer, in the Greg, giving the order to cease operations and de-mullet. On the successful campaign, Fischer shared, "It's easy to look at the $15k plus that we raised and be proud of it as a number, but I'm more proud when I think about the thousands of individual children, mothers, and fathers whose unique lives will be saved thanks to our efforts."
We THANK those who gave their follicles for the fight, but we also must give thanks to all those from who joined us in this fight, monitoring our progress, buoying our spirits, making donations, all of which made this campaign a RESOUNDING SUCCESS, raising $15,165.85! Whether or not we donned a mullet, today's victory is something that we can all be proud of and celebrate.
