Monday, February 23, 2026

He has...

Lazarus grills again!

... risen. Just like Lazarus, the Steds panini machine, once dead, lives again! It's true. Throwing out sparks earlier this month, everyone thought the panini machine grilled its last, having a great run for the last sixteen years. But if you thought this, well, you'd be wrong because, like Lazarus, our machine was only sleeping. Yes, the panini machine grills again! On the panini machine's rising, Evan Greer, Steds freshman, Ed's co-manager, resident Marylander, stated, "The panini press is back and better than ever. So, make your night an Ed's night!”

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