VICTORY! We have victory in our battle against malaria! The power of Steds mullets could not be repelled, and the enemy is now on the run. With the nets that will be purchased through donations, the enemy will cede more territory, and soon, malaria will have no place to hide. So, even though the boys are returning home, our fight is not over, the war will go. Indeed, the enemy will see our brave boys and their powerful, magnificent mullets again! But for now, it’s back to the Steds barracks for some R&R and a haircut!
Earlier this afternoon, while onlookers present, President Thomas Kelly and Vice President Clinton Daly received in the Gregorian Lounge the Steds Mullet Commander, Kyle Mackey, giving Mackey the order to cease operations and de-mullet. And as a sign of the Hall's gratitude, Mackey was promoted to the rank of general. On the successful campaign, President Kelly shared, "Another successful year of Mullets Against Malaria. I want to thank General Kyle Mackey for devising, organizing, and executing a successful campaign, resulting in this triumphant day. It's a day that all Stedsmen can be proud of. Also, we are appreciative of all those who assisted in this victory, our Alumni and Steds family and friends for helping us reach our fundraising goal. Let the lettuce fly!"
We THANK those who gave their follicles for the fight, but we also must give thanks to all those from who joined us in this fight, monitoring our progress, buoying our spirits, making donations, all of which made this campaign a GREAT SUCCESS, raising, in less than a week, $10,100! Whether or not we donned a mullet, today's victory is something that we can all be proud of and celebrate.
Congratulations to our brave boys...
now go and get a haircut!
