Sunday, February 2, 2025

The man behind...

PTK: Always leading...

... the mullet. Sometimes we forget, that behind that powerful and awesome mullet, is a gentleman, who like Winston Churchill, "likes the smell of powder but hates war." Here is a one of those brave gentleman, who for King and Hall, got a mullet and went off to the front lines to battle the enemy with every follicle of his being, President Thomas Kelly (PTK). Yes, even the President, the Commander and Chief of St. Edward's, is doing his part in this war. Indeed, there is NO leading from the rear here because he too heard the call to take a stand against this despised enemy. Taking leave of his duties and joining his captain and fellow Stedsmen at the front, PTK got in the proverbial trenches. Again,  he did so not because he had to but because he wanted to. After receiving his mullet, our President declared, "It was nothing short of a miracle, how a flock of Bald Eagles soared past La Fortune and the Dome when we got our mullets. Let be known that these mullets were skillfully and brilliantly carved in the name of freedom. It’s FOR THE KIDS!"

Good luck to our President and our brave boys!


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... and they're actually seagulls but you get the idea.