Oh, captain, our...

Who is this?

... captain. Where has our captain gone? Yes, what happened to our Hall President, Cole Edwards? We all saw him take a seat, but then, he disappeared. All of a sudden, in his place, we saw someone else, sporting pink curlers. Murmurs among us arose, and questions of "What have you done with him?" and "Where is our President?" were raised. 

But then, as the stylist performed her craft, our beloved leader slowly appeared before our very eyes, wearing the most magnificent mullet one could see or wish for. The masses breathed a sigh of relief, and then, knowing all was well, the masses made a mad dash to Ed's for paninis and pizza sticks. On his disappearance, reappearance, and transformation, Edwards said, "After my glorious mullet had taken full form, I soon realized just how much power the hairdo had bestowed upon me. My speed and agility have increased tenfold, and I can now harvest the sun's energy for fuel. I can see through walls, and my grades have never been better. It is no wonder that this look is so timeless."

To help our boys, get Edwards out of that Trans Am, and to do your duty stopping malaria, click HERE.

Oh, it really is Cole...

...and he's too cool for school...

...and he's now looking for a Trans Am with a sun roof.