Does anyone have a lighter? Certainly NOT Arthur Jackson!
2nd Floor Assistant Rector and 3rd Law student, Jon Heintz, began his (fake) trial career off with a victory, successfully securing an acquittal for his (fake) client, Arthur Jackson, in a commercial arson case.
The theater lasted about 2.5 hours, and only one juror fell asleep. When asked about Jon's performance, juror #8 said, "Who? Look, I'm just here for the free lunch."
Indeed, you are juror #8... indeed you are.
Congrats, Jon! 1-0!
