What's wrong...

Tellalian: Up, up, and away... but slowly

... with this Stedsman? Yes, what's wrong with this guy from the fourth floor? He's using the steps? If anyone should be using the elevator, it should be this guy. After all, it's a really long climb to the top floor of Steds. Is he getting a jump on his Lenten practices? If not, then perhaps he's trying to work his glutes? Maybe he's simply taking the scenic way to his room? On using the Steds main staircase, Tyler Tellalian, freshman and resident New Jerseyan, answered our curiosity with a very honest response saying, "There's nothing to be alarmed about... I am taking the stairs because I ate too much." 

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