A mullet is...

Stornetta: Styling and serving like never before

... not just stylist but also functional. Many non-mullet wearers simply just don't get it. The mullet is more than the embodiment of everything that is cool. That's such an anemic view. You see, the mullet is also an inducer of functionality. Yes, functionality. Mullets make wearers walk and run faster. Mullets make wearers better sports players and car drivers. Mullets even make wearers better chefs. And that's what senior and Ed's sandwich artist, Cam Stornetta, discovered after getting his mullet. On his recently enhanced functionality, Stornetta disclosed, "My mullet allows me to better understand the other men in this Hall who have mullets.  I use this understanding to craft better sandwiches." 

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