Thursday, January 18, 2018

Target: Malaria

Everyone must do his duty to defeat this enemy!

At the direction of the Hall President, Joe Trzaska, and the Vice Presidents, Matt Lupo and Joe Kimlinger, the Gentlemen are being mobilized to deliver on one of Trzaska's many campaign promises: a campaign against malaria. Once again, malaria, a disease transmitted by mosquitos that afflicts 207 million people worldwide, will be targeting using the power of the 80’s. 

The power of the 80's? Yes. Since August of last year, the Gentlemen have been growing their hair out so that it can be crafted and styled into the distinguished and unforgettable hairstyle from the 80’s… the mullet. It's brilliant. The campaign against malaria will weaponize mullets. But make no mistake about... sporting a mullet is no laughing matter as it is a sign of dedication to the cause and raising awareness AND funds for mosquito nets in malaria prone areas.

The new campaign will be launched on Thursday, February 1st, with t-shirts and haircutting in the Flounge. All proceeds will go to "Nothing But Nets."

If you would like to join the Gentlemen in this campaign, click HERE.

On Mullets Against Malaria, Jacob VandenBosch, former Stedsman and mullet wearer, said, “I’ve STILL never met a mullet that I didn’t like.” 

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