General Mathes (left) lifting spirits and rallying the boys
…that everyone has been waiting for. It’s the day of the boldest and most audacious maneuver of the campaign. It’s the day when the enemy will be taken completely by surprise as the secret weapons of this war are let loose. It’s the day when the Gentlemen unleash the power of the mullet!
Suffice it to say, among the general populace of the Hall there is excitement and fanfare for this much anticipated moment, but yet, at the same time, quietly, there is a healthy amount of fear and trepidation among those heading off to the front with mullets. Questions of "Should I really get a mullet" and "What can a mullet really achieve?" arise in minds of the young and inexperienced.
Yet, for these brave Gentlemen who gathered in the lounge the next before, perish such thoughts! On going to the front a mullets, these Gentlemen said:
"Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Life gives you hair, you make a mullet," Corey Gayheart (second from left).
"There are only two types of people in this world: people who like malaria and people who get mullets. I hate malaria," Ethan Locicero (not pictured).
"I regret that I have but only one mullet to give for the campaign," Fr. Ralph (not pictured).
Still yet, on lookers said:
Still yet, on lookers said:
"I'm gonna wait for next year... that way I can grow out my flow and hit malaria where it counts," said Jack Kaspar (right).
"The future is still looking bright. But if the war continues next year, well, good things come to those who wait," said Jack Cafferty (second from right).
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