... excuses! Thanks to ND Day funds, there are no more excuses for dirty rooms at Steds as the Hall now has TWO new vacuum cleaners. With vacuums now on every floor, dust, debris, and detritus will have nowhere hide. Like the two jumbo jets, Pan Am One and Pan Am Two, that continuously circumnavigated the world inapposite directions, these vacuums, Steds 1 and Steds 2, will continuously be on the move at Steds, cleaning up whatever comes across their path. On the new vacuums for student use, Esdras, the Hall's Housekeeper, said, "They're going to be game changers!"
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