Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Operation...

Foss: If it only needed batteries

... Refresh. After a refreshing of the gym space with new flooring, mirrors, and wall treatments, what's needed now in the Steds gym is a refreshing of the equipment. Relying on retired equipment from various campus gyms, the Stedsmen need reliable and dependable equipment to get them the "gainz" they desire. So, initiate Operation Refresh... a complete overhaul of Steds gym equipment. Tasked with overseeing Operation Refresh was Paddy Foss, the newest addition to the Steds staff. When taking a break from his MBA studies, this assistant rector is working overtime- thanks to Covid and supply chain breakdowns- to secure new equipment. It's not easy, really. Today, one of his purchases, a new exercise bike, arrived to delight of many.  But that delight quickly dissipated as Foss discovered the new bike needed assemble. After forty-five minutes or so, Foss declared victory and the bike was being used, delivering gainz. On the new bicycle, Foss said, "With all the required assembly, it was as if we purchased an exercise bike made by IKEA."

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