Steds mullets to malaria: Back off!
... the brave, the mulleted? They are our Stedsmen... from every class level, from all over the country, from purple mountains majesty and the fruited plains, in short from sea to sea... and even beyond! While their hair may be different shades, lengths, and levels of curliness, one thing they ALL have in common is the desire to give their follicles to the noble cause. Damn the ignorance of others who don't understand why they are sporting mullets, racing stripes and skullets. Who cares if others do not appreciate the awesome power of their hair, especially when it is styled by the best decade ever- the 80's? Ignorance, laughter, nay saying, and anything else that others can throw their way will not deter these brave, brave boys. So, now, thanks to our Hall photographer, Ashton Bieri, let us see these courageous young men, and if seeing their courage should move us, then let us do our part in this fight and help bring them home and their hairstyles back to the present decade!
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On getting a mullet, Steds freshman, ND Marching Band trombonist, and resident South Carolinian, Nathaniel Hiott, exclaimed, “When the great lyricist Billy Ray Cyrus sang the words 'I want my mullet back,' he was merely repeating the words uttered by every Stedsman after their next haircut returns them to a normal hairdo. Rest assured, Billy Ray: the mullets will be back to continue fighting the good fight!”
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