Friday, November 22, 2019

The people have...


... have spoken! While highly unscientific, this poll conducted by room 119 clearly shows what everyone has known but was afraid to admit. Despite all the upgrades and quick clean up of biological and chemical spills, SDH just doesn't cut it. Yes, despite the obscene amount of food offering and copious amounts of Fro-Yo (frozen yogurt), SDH and its offerings just cannot compete against, well, even the expired offerings of a no-name gas station. Unscientific as it may be, the people have spoken. On the results of the first floor dry erase poll, Matt Cyrs, RA of the 1st floor, said, "People may have spoken, but the question remains, we they actually travel to the Marathon gas station up the road? I am thinking they won't."

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