The masses...the residents.
It was a glorious day to go paint balling, and so, thirty plus Stedsmen took to the paint ball fields of Michigan. On the field, games pitting different floors of the Hall and classes against each other were played while memorable shots and "sore spots" were remembered off field. On paint balling, Sted's sophomore, Matt Owen, said, "Today, the castle was repeatedly stormed and repeatedly infiltrated. But it's okay. In the end, we left the battlefield with minimal injuries, many welts, and a strong sense of camaraderie. That's a win in my book. I think I will be consulting my roommate Tommy Davis (medieval history nerd) on Castle Defense 101. I look forward to using what I learn next year to ensure maximal casualties for hall staff (in a socially acceptable way).
The hired guns...the staff.